Just doing my bit for Race Relations

Asians! Sort your lives out. I’ve just been watching The Herbs on DVD and the Indian character - Pashana Bedhi - has reminded me that in the late 60s all the Indians in Britain used to charm snakes, sleep on beds of nails and ride around on magic carpets.

So what’s happened?

I know you’re all very good at being doctors and dentists and the likes, but really, buck your ideas up. Let’s have a little bit more PAZZAZZ, shall we?