Successful Stalking
Last night I was talking with Justin when he suggested I write an article about stalking. His idea is that I send it to the Council and ask for a grant to go and see him on Broadway. Do you think that'll work? I don't.
Still, feel free to read my guide on How to become a Successful Stalker.
Before you begin you can do an online quiz to see if stalking is for you. I scored top marks, of course. But then I'm an expert!

2 comments:
Why not do another sponsord walk / fundraising thing. I've only recently thrown awaty that mechanical parrot I bought off you back in 2003.
Thank you for the guide to stalking. I'll use that as reference material for my future career!
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